SENATOR DECLARES WAR ON iPHONE!

SENATOR DECLARES WAR ON iPHONE!

A current of unrest ripples through the nation, a complex web of political and social challenges demanding attention. While opinions on these issues vary widely, a common thread emerges: the need for thoughtful and effective leadership. It’s a moment that calls for individuals willing to address difficult questions and seek common ground.

Enter Utah State Senator Kirk Cullimore, a figure making headlines for a surprisingly unconventional approach. In a time of serious debate, Cullimore has proposed legislation with a distinctly playful edge – a bill to officially designate Android as Utah’s state mobile operating system.

Senate Bill 138 suggests Android deserves a place alongside Utah’s existing state symbols, like the Rocky Mountain Elk and the Quaking Aspen. The impetus? A lighthearted jab at the ongoing “green bubble” versus “blue bubble” debate among iPhone and Android users. Cullimore playfully frames the issue as one of “discrimination.”

“Someday, everybody with an iPhone will realize that the technology is better on Android,” Cullimore confidently declared. It’s a bold statement, delivered with a clear sense of conviction, hinting at a deeper, perhaps tongue-in-cheek, commitment to the Android platform.

The reaction from his colleagues was telling. Reports indicate that when Cullimore presented the bill, nearby senators responded with laughter. Yet, history is filled with examples of groundbreaking ideas initially met with skepticism, suggesting Cullimore may be undeterred.

Despite the playful nature of the proposal, Cullimore himself acknowledges its slim chances of passage. He admits he doesn’t “expect this to really get out of committee,” revealing a self-awareness that adds another layer to the story. This comes from a senator who has also proposed moving Halloween.

Should SB138 somehow defy the odds and become law, Utah residents can anticipate a continued prevalence of green text bubbles. More broadly, Cullimore’s initiative represents a unique form of political commentary, elevating a common tech-world annoyance to the level of state legislation.

It’s a move that’s certainly sparked conversation, and whether viewed as a clever troll or a genuine expression of preference, it’s undeniably captured attention. Cullimore has, at the very least, injected a dose of levity into a landscape often dominated by serious concerns.